We got totally screwed over at Tom's General Store, where we purchased our dry goods. We walked in and there was a lifelike wooden cutout of Tom. A couple of minutes later I was looking at nails and there was another wooden cutout, or so I thought. All of a sudden it started talking to me and it turns out it was the real Tom. He was such a jackass, though, and his prices were ridiculous, and I told him so, and he said the prices were fair, and I said if by fair he meant not fair, then he was definitely correct.

The people in the group are mostly assholes, although Jasmine is pretty hot. She's with some tool named Pablo who makes watches. How stupid is that? He makes watches! And I thought farming, sucked.


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