Jack here. I'm a banker. I build relationships between clients and the bank. And I make money. Lots and lots of money. I get lots of girls. Before we get to Oregon, I will bang all the women going on this trip. If they are married, it doesn't matter. If they are ugly or fat, it may matter, but most likely not.
-Jack
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The year: 1848.
The location: a newly developing United States, a land of freedom, adventure, and bold self-determination. Also a land of many Tom's General Stores.
The blog: A group of twenty-somethings, for various reasons, have decided to team up and venture to the Oregon Territory and will be blogging throughout their trek. It won't be easy. Many dangers await them. But the hardest part might just be dealing with each other. This is the Oregon Trail.
The location: a newly developing United States, a land of freedom, adventure, and bold self-determination. Also a land of many Tom's General Stores.
The blog: A group of twenty-somethings, for various reasons, have decided to team up and venture to the Oregon Territory and will be blogging throughout their trek. It won't be easy. Many dangers await them. But the hardest part might just be dealing with each other. This is the Oregon Trail.
Characters
- Jack (22, Banker, Single)
- Pablo (24, Watchmaker, In a Relationship with Jasmine)
- Zed (26, Mexican War Vet, Single)
- Jebediah (24, Farmer, Married to Mary)
- Mary (20, House Wife, Married to Jebediah)
- Jasmine (19, Philosopher of Natural Science, In a Relationship with Pablo)
- Beatrice (28, Prostitute, Single)
- Chrissy (24, Goes by "Chris," Lumberjack, Most Likely a Lesbian)
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