Jesus, I cannot wait to get going. Just a couple more weeks.
I am so tired of farming. It's so boring and repetitive. And seriously, a man with my intelligence should not be engaging in repetitive tasks. Is this really why I'm here? To till?
My stupid wife Mary doesn't shut the hell up about our upcoming journey. "Oh my god! I can't believe we're doing this! This is going to be so good for us! What an adventure!"
Jesus, good for us? Best case scenario is she gets bit by a rattlesnake and dies. That would be what's good for us, if you want my opinion.
At any rate, if that doesn't happen, and it probably won't, there's always dysentery.
-Jebediah
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The year: 1848.
The location: a newly developing United States, a land of freedom, adventure, and bold self-determination. Also a land of many Tom's General Stores.
The blog: A group of twenty-somethings, for various reasons, have decided to team up and venture to the Oregon Territory and will be blogging throughout their trek. It won't be easy. Many dangers await them. But the hardest part might just be dealing with each other. This is the Oregon Trail.
The location: a newly developing United States, a land of freedom, adventure, and bold self-determination. Also a land of many Tom's General Stores.
The blog: A group of twenty-somethings, for various reasons, have decided to team up and venture to the Oregon Territory and will be blogging throughout their trek. It won't be easy. Many dangers await them. But the hardest part might just be dealing with each other. This is the Oregon Trail.
Characters
- Jack (22, Banker, Single)
- Pablo (24, Watchmaker, In a Relationship with Jasmine)
- Zed (26, Mexican War Vet, Single)
- Jebediah (24, Farmer, Married to Mary)
- Mary (20, House Wife, Married to Jebediah)
- Jasmine (19, Philosopher of Natural Science, In a Relationship with Pablo)
- Beatrice (28, Prostitute, Single)
- Chrissy (24, Goes by "Chris," Lumberjack, Most Likely a Lesbian)
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